By Graham Swain.

Dreamboys

Dreamboys

There has been a void in the social calendar of London since the expiration of ‘Erotica’ in 2013. In the dark desperate days of pale bruised sky of a UK winter November, when heavens whip our world with water and callous contempt, it was a beacon of ‘out there’ indulgence. It was sexual lifestyle in a fun and vibrant atmosphere to gladden the heart and lift the otherwise S.A.D.(seasonal adjustive depression) bought on by the grim winter months.

Aurora

Aurora

Well fear not, charging to the rescue and salvation is Sexpo™ to raise our spirits and restore hope and joy. Taking place on 13th – 15th November at Olympia London (Erotica’s old spiritual home), it will showcase the latest attributes of sexual indulgence and health.

The Sexpo™ brand has an international legacy lasting over 20 years, welcoming over 2.5million visitors worldwide since it began. It promises its attendees an experience they will never forget.

 

One of the event highlights, as it always was withErotica, will be the entertainment at the live stage providing a cornucopia of ‘full-on’ adult performances:

ENTERTAINMENT – MAIN STAGE

 

With a weekend jammed packed full of entertainment on the main stage, here’s a little teaser of what to expect at Sexpo™ UK:

 

The Dreamboys

Dreamboys

Dreamboys

The UK’s hottest all male strip act, packed full of music, muscle, magic and mayhem. With high energy dance routines and a cast of the UK’s hottest hunks, it’s no surprise that the Dreamboys® boast the title of the world’s most famous celebrity strip group. The Dreamboys® are set to dazzle on the Sexpo™ UK main stage this year in what is sure to leave audiences hot under the collar and begging for more!

Aurora Galore

Aurora © Tigz Rice Studios 2014. http://www.tigzrice.com

Aurora
© Tigz Rice Studios 2014. http://www.tigzrice.com

THE number one burlesque performer in the UK. Her acts combine fire breathing, vibrant choreography, and elements of parody to create visually astounding pieces that have won her awards from every corner of the globe. Praised for her contemporary aesthetic and alternative vibe, Aurora wows audiences by performing feats of ferocity in a seductive and sensual style inspired by Haute Couture and the Avant-Garde. Sexy, wild, and thoroughly unpredictable, Aurora is sure to have you on the edge of your seat.

Rayguns

Rayguns

Ray Guns Looks Real Enough

Rayguns Look Real Enough is a high energy musical comedy act you won’t want to miss! Combining elements of cabaret and double-act theatrics, this unique rock-and-roll performance have performed all over the country at venues such as Download and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Packed full of all your favourite musical numbers, expect to hear mash-ups and medleys that will be stuck in your head for days to come. Rayguns Look Real Enough combines raw musical talent with side-splitting comedy to create a vibrant stage show with a long-lasting feel good factor.

Rayguns

Rayguns

Lolo Brow

Lolo

Lolo

Lolo Brow is the UK’s most outrageous neo-burlesque artist, sideshow-girl, drag king, and lizard lady. Eccentric, erotic and down-right extraordinary; Lolo combines classical dance routines with sideshow stunts to deliver breath-taking performances that challenge social concepts of gender and power whilst satirising current political issues. With numerous awards under her belt, including the RWL Award for ‘Best Burlesque’, Lolo is set to deliver one of the wildest performances of her career on the Sexpo™ UK main stage.

Lolo

Lolo

Sexpo™ UK will be a bigger and better consumer show unlike any before. Showcasing the latest and innovative attributes of sexual lifestyle, health and education, Sexpo™ UK promises its attendees an experience they won’t forget. With a fun and vibrant atmosphere, Sexpo™ UK will boast a shopping emporium of the best UK retailers exhibiting their newest and most imaginative products available on the market. In addition, visitors can purchase R-18 adult entertainment in a fully licensed environment.

Sexpo

Sexpo

With a colourful visual feast of eye-catching and breath-taking live entertainment, mesmerising performances and sensational catwalk shows, visitors can enjoy award-winning artistes uncensored on the main stage and thanks to full nudity license, Sexpo™ UK will be able to push the boundaries and deliver more than ever before. Attendees also have the opportunity to meet their favourite adult stars, glamour models, and erotic authors face to face for an autograph and a picture.

Sexpo

Sexpo

There is also a wide choice of inspiring classes, educational seminars and motivating workshops all included in the ticket price; visitors have the option to learn some new tricks or brush up on old ones. Coupled with delicious eats and drinks at the central London venue and combined with a numerous selection of after show parties, Sexpo™ UK gives guests the opportunity to relax and socialise

Sexpo

Sexpo

So if you are feeling the wrong side of rock bottom, with the clocks going back, heralding the dark depressing winter months, why not head on down to the ray of light and excitement offered up by Sexpo™. ‘Bright Time’ is short at this time of year waste your time wisely and indulge yourself, you will not be disappointed.

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Venue & Travel

Sexpo™ UK will be taking place at the National Hall at the Olympia London on 13th to 15th November 2015.

Olympia London What’s on – Sexpo UK

 

 

The Address:

Olympia London, Hammersmith Road, London W14 8UX, United Kingdom.

 

London Overground:

The central London venue is accessible in a variety of ways:

Kensington (Olympia London) is on the London Overground network. It’s one stop from Shepherd’s Bush (Central line) or West Brompton (District line). The venue is next to the station.

Central Line:

Change at Shepherd’s Bush for a 2 minute Overground train to Kensington (Olympia London).

Piccadilly Line:

Hammersmith is a 9 minute walk away. Alternatively a shuttle bus from Earls Court station is provided for some events. Please check the corresponding event listing for details.

Hammersmith & City Line:

Hammersmith Station is a 5 minute bus ride or 15 minute walk away.

Circle Line:

Hammersmith Station is a 5 minute bus ride or 15 minute walk away. High Street Kensington is a 4 minute bus ride or 12 minute walk away.

District Line:

Change at West Brompton for a 2 minute Overground train to Kensington (Olympia London). Alternatively West Kensington is an 8 minute walk away, and High Street Kensington is a 4 minute bus ride or 12 minute walk away.

There is also an occasional service from Earls Court on weekends, and for some major events. Please check before you travel.

Onsite parking can be pre-booked via the Olympia London booking system here.

 

Restaurants & Accommodation

There are a number of hotels, restaurants and bars available all within walking distance of the London Olympia London. Please refer to the Olympia London site for more information

For hotels closest to the venue, we recommend The DoubleTree by Hilton, Hotel Indigo and the Copthorne Tara Hotel.

 

Tickets:

In advance using promo code FBSEXPO20 – they are 20% cheaper

 

Graham Swain

www.grahamswain.com

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About Lyn

LYN FUNNELL CV (well, sort of!) Lyn had very successful careers as an Air Hostess, Sales Rep, (she was one of only a couple of women. She beat all the men regularly, becoming the Top Rep in the UK, and 2nd in the world.) And then Catering took over. She did everything from the washing-up, to Silver Service Waitress, and Chef. A few times, she had to cook the meal, dash round the other side and Silver Serve it! In between all this, she wrote as often as she could, building up a reputation as a published short story writer, (Horror and a twist in the tale,) and a Poet. She has appeared as a Performing Poet, and a Demo Chef. Then she discovered the world of the Food & Travel Writer. And that’s what she has continued doing to this day. Her main hobbies are Cookery and entering Competitions. She has won many prizes, including holidays and a moped. She enjoys entering Competitions, submitting her original recipes. She was first in many Competitions, including the Good Housekeeping Millenium Menu, Fruits of France, Bernard Matthews Turkey Recipe, and appeared on BBC’s The One Show Spag Bol contest. She was one of three Finalists, coming 2nd, which makes her Britain’s Spag Bol Queen! Now she runs B-C-ing-U! and loves it! After several years of being messed around by Editors, and having loads of contacts, Lyn formed her own online Magazine, vowing to treat her writers fairly, and to do everything possible to further their careers, publicise their books, etc. She now has a band of excellent regular writers, and the Magazine’s going from strength to strength! Lyn’s online published books; Adverse Camber A collection of my published poems. The First Book of Short Stories The Second Book of Short Stories The Third Book of Short Stories. Many of these stories have been previously published. St Anthony of Padua. The Patron St of the Old. A story of one woman’s terrible ordeal in a Home, and her family’s rescue of her. The Girl Who Watched. A Cuban girl is attacked by an English journalist & what follows! Willy the Whizz & the Wormhole. Suitable for Young Adults, aged 15-95! Get Out Of Debt And Stay Out – Forever! Unsympathetic, hard-hitting, realistic solutions to your problems. All these books are published by Andrews UK Ltd www.andrewsuk.com No, I didn’t pay them to Vanity Publish! They’re all available from Amazon, and many other online publishers. LYN FUNNELL.