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The Schilthorn, in the Jungfraujoch Region of Switzerland, had been famous since 1928 as the world’s longest downhill ski race sets off from there.

A restaurant and cable cars had been started, but the finances had run out.

Then the famous producer of the James Bond films, Cubby Broccoli, discovered the Schilthorn and decided that it was the perfect location for his next film, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. With his financial help, the cable cars were finished, a helicopter pad was built, and the wonderful revolving restaurant, Piz Gloria, finally opened.f7387264 (Small)

I was looking forward to my visit there as we set off by train from the mountain town of Wengen with our guide, Ursula.

Next, we caught a bus, full of excited infants. Surely a couple of teachers weren’t going to take them all up the mountain? Yes they were!

After that, we waited for our cable car in Lauterbrunnen Valley, known as the Valley of the Waterfalls, because there are more than 70 of them, both inside and outside the mountains.

Up, up we went, changing cable cars several times. But we always stepped out of one and into another.

They were all full of Chinese tourists waving their selfie sticks in the air.f7508224 (Small)

Our final cable car was waiting in Birg. The doors closed and one note of the James Bond Theme burst out. It’s instantly recognisable, and exciting!

Ursula led us out at the second-to-last stop. All the selfie wavers carried on and we were almost alone.

The Skyline Walk opened in 2014. It has spectacular views. Part of it is metal grilles and there’s a glass walk where you can stare down for nearly 2,970mts!

Once again (see Jungfraujoch article) I was feeling a bit drunk and heady due to the altitude, so I shuffled slowly to the barrier to take some photos.

James Bond Bobsledge

James Bond Bobsledge

We carried on to the James Bond Museum. Nick, one of our group, was really looking forward to this part.

He and I ‘flew’ James Bond’s helicopter, then we ‘rode’ downhill in his bobsleigh, leaning from side to side as we followed the route on the film in front of us.

George Lazenby starred in this film; his one and only part as James Bond. He took over after Sean Connery retired from the part.

He had bad reviews, but I think he looked good.

I had to pucker up next to his photo, and it looked as though we were having a passionate snog!

Then we peered down into a mask and it shows the hair-raising ski trip down the mountain.

Finally, there is a cinema with a short film.

We walked up the steps to the next level and slid around on the helicopter pad’s snow.

You can probably get a suntan while you freeze to death!

Revolving restaurant

Revolving restaurant

After that, we had lunch in the Piz Gloria restaurant. It rotates slowly, taking 47 minutes to rotate.

I fancied a bowl of Oriental soup, so I went to collect it. It had to be good with all the Oriental tourists!

Apparently, everything takes a lot longer to heat up at a high altitude. A kettle can take an hour to boil on Mt Everest. But my soup was hot, delicious and authentic.

Clutching my bowl of soup. I turned round – and my table had vanished! Then I heard my name called and saw waving arms over to the right.

But my bag and camera had disappeared from the window-sill! Had they been stolen, or hidden for a joke?

No, there they were, round the other side. They’d moved. Well actually, it was us that had moved, The window-sill was fixed in the same place.

Each window has a map in front of it, showing which mountains are outside.

As we rotated, we could see more than 200 peaks!

We all ordered the 007 Burger. I’m not a burger lover, but that was probably the best that I’ve ever had!

It had 007 burnt on the top, and goodness knows what it weighed, but I could hardly lift it!

You couldn’t eat it lady-like. You had to squeeze it, shove it in and bite!

No, I didn’t eat it all, or the pile of chips with it.

Before we left, I went to the loo. And guess what? When I came out, our table had vanished again!

Back in the first cable-car, we were almost the only passengers. Not a selfish stick in sight!

See what I did then?!

 

 

 

007 burger

007 burger

Switzerland Tourism

For more information on Switzerland visit www.MySwitzerland.com or call our Switzerland Travel Centre on the International freephone 00800 100 200 30 or e-mail, for information info.uk@myswitzerland.com; for packages, trains and air tickets sales@stc.co.uk.

 

 

Swiss International Air Lines

UK to Zurich:

SWISS offers up to 110 weekly flights from London Heathrow, London City, Birmingham and Manchester to Zurich. Fares start from £63* one-way. Our fares include all airport taxes: one piece hold luggage and free ski carriage (exclude “hand luggage only” fare). (*Please note this is a leading fare and is subject to change, availability and may not be available on all flights. Terms and conditions apply.) For reservations call 0845 6010956 or visit: www.swiss.com

 

UK & Ireland to Switzerland:

SWISS operates up to 200 weekly flights to Switzerland from London Heathrow, London City, London Gatwick (seasonal during winter), Manchester, Birmingham and Dublin from as little as £38 one-way* (Geneva Economy Light Fare only includes hand luggage). The all-inclusive fares start from £63 one-way*, including all airport taxes.

(*Please note this is a leading fare and is subject to change, availability and may not be available on all flights. Terms and conditions apply.) For reservations call 0845 6010956 or visit: www.swiss.com.

 

 

Swiss Travel System

By road, rail and waterway throughout Switzerland: The Swiss Travel System provides a dedicated range of travel passes and tickets exclusively for visitors from abroad. The Swiss Transfer Ticket covers a round-trip between the airport/Swiss border and your destination.Prices are £104 in second class and £167 in first class.

For the ultimate Swiss rail specialist call Switzerland Travel Centre on 00800 100 200 30 or visit www.swisstravelsystem.co.uk.

Thomson Lakes & Mountain (www.thomsonlakes.co.uk and 020 8939 0740) offers a week’s half board at the four-star Hotel Silberhorn in Wengen from £748 per person (based on two sharing) including flights with Swiss from London to Zurich and train transfers. Direct flights available from all major UK airports

 

About Lyn

LYN FUNNELL CV (well, sort of!) Lyn had very successful careers as an Air Hostess, Sales Rep, (she was one of only a couple of women. She beat all the men regularly, becoming the Top Rep in the UK, and 2nd in the world.) And then Catering took over. She did everything from the washing-up, to Silver Service Waitress, and Chef. A few times, she had to cook the meal, dash round the other side and Silver Serve it! In between all this, she wrote as often as she could, building up a reputation as a published short story writer, (Horror and a twist in the tale,) and a Poet. She has appeared as a Performing Poet, and a Demo Chef. Then she discovered the world of the Food & Travel Writer. And that’s what she has continued doing to this day. Her main hobbies are Cookery and entering Competitions. She has won many prizes, including holidays and a moped. She enjoys entering Competitions, submitting her original recipes. She was first in many Competitions, including the Good Housekeeping Millenium Menu, Fruits of France, Bernard Matthews Turkey Recipe, and appeared on BBC’s The One Show Spag Bol contest. She was one of three Finalists, coming 2nd, which makes her Britain’s Spag Bol Queen! Now she runs B-C-ing-U! and loves it! After several years of being messed around by Editors, and having loads of contacts, Lyn formed her own online Magazine, vowing to treat her writers fairly, and to do everything possible to further their careers, publicise their books, etc. She now has a band of excellent regular writers, and the Magazine’s going from strength to strength! Lyn’s online published books; Adverse Camber A collection of my published poems. The First Book of Short Stories The Second Book of Short Stories The Third Book of Short Stories. Many of these stories have been previously published. St Anthony of Padua. The Patron St of the Old. A story of one woman’s terrible ordeal in a Home, and her family’s rescue of her. The Girl Who Watched. A Cuban girl is attacked by an English journalist & what follows! Willy the Whizz & the Wormhole. Suitable for Young Adults, aged 15-95! Get Out Of Debt And Stay Out – Forever! Unsympathetic, hard-hitting, realistic solutions to your problems. All these books are published by Andrews UK Ltd www.andrewsuk.com No, I didn’t pay them to Vanity Publish! They’re all available from Amazon, and many other online publishers. LYN FUNNELL.