sec 2By Queen-B Lyn

First, I need to apologise to a lot of our Readers – several thousands, actually! Our new Webitor, Mel, has discovered a stack of comments, dating back for months, that the previous webitor, no longer with us, hadn’t uploaded.

I often said that I was surprised that some of our articles hadn’t had a reaction, but he never let on that they had! Poor Mel has already waded through over 1,000 of them, and will sort the rest of them out very soon. Luckily they’re all under the articles that they comment on, which makes life a bit easier, and some of the articles will be re-run.

We like to have personal contact with our Readers and, as you can imagine, I’m furious about this!

And now back to Eastbourne Pier…. Give an Englishman a high-viz jacket and his whole personality changes. It’s like Jekyll and Hyde. The Brits just can’t cope with any changes to their day-to-day routine. Any slight crisis is an immediate mountain to be climbed; preferably in front of some TV cameras!

When an accident occurs on a French motorway, it’s photographed then cleared out of the way to keep the traffic flowing, which is the logical thing to do, right? Wrong!….. if it happens in the UK.

If so much as a wing mirror falls off on an English motorway, the police arrive, don their yellow jackets, and cordon off several lanes for a couple of hours while they march up and down, bossing everyone about. Ooh, and don’t even start me on the subject of snow!!!

So, what has all this got to do with Eastbourne Pier, I hear you ask, Dear Readers. Apart from the amusement arcade (see the photos in the previous articles) the pier isn’t structurally damaged at all. But it’s still taped off, with bossy officials standing on guard. Several hundred casual workers are unemployed at what is their most busy time of the year. There’s absolutely no reason why the entrance to the Pier can’t be re-opened.

There’s a café, a shop and the fish and chip shop there.

The Promenade underneath the Pier doesn’t even go under the fire-damaged part, so why can’t they re-open the walkway and the loos?

And if it had happened in the Victorian era, they would have cashed in on it at once, selling postcards of the Pier on fire, and the burnt-out skeleton that’s standing there now.

Oh, why aren’t I a millionaire, or the Prime Minister (or both)? I’d do a wonderful job of it – before someone shot me!

About Lyn

LYN FUNNELL CV (well, sort of!) Lyn had very successful careers as an Air Hostess, Sales Rep, (she was one of only a couple of women. She beat all the men regularly, becoming the Top Rep in the UK, and 2nd in the world.) And then Catering took over. She did everything from the washing-up, to Silver Service Waitress, and Chef. A few times, she had to cook the meal, dash round the other side and Silver Serve it! In between all this, she wrote as often as she could, building up a reputation as a published short story writer, (Horror and a twist in the tale,) and a Poet. She has appeared as a Performing Poet, and a Demo Chef. Then she discovered the world of the Food & Travel Writer. And that’s what she has continued doing to this day. Her main hobbies are Cookery and entering Competitions. She has won many prizes, including holidays and a moped. She enjoys entering Competitions, submitting her original recipes. She was first in many Competitions, including the Good Housekeeping Millenium Menu, Fruits of France, Bernard Matthews Turkey Recipe, and appeared on BBC’s The One Show Spag Bol contest. She was one of three Finalists, coming 2nd, which makes her Britain’s Spag Bol Queen! Now she runs B-C-ing-U! and loves it! After several years of being messed around by Editors, and having loads of contacts, Lyn formed her own online Magazine, vowing to treat her writers fairly, and to do everything possible to further their careers, publicise their books, etc. She now has a band of excellent regular writers, and the Magazine’s going from strength to strength! Lyn’s online published books; Adverse Camber A collection of my published poems. The First Book of Short Stories The Second Book of Short Stories The Third Book of Short Stories. Many of these stories have been previously published. St Anthony of Padua. The Patron St of the Old. A story of one woman’s terrible ordeal in a Home, and her family’s rescue of her. The Girl Who Watched. A Cuban girl is attacked by an English journalist & what follows! Willy the Whizz & the Wormhole. Suitable for Young Adults, aged 15-95! Get Out Of Debt And Stay Out – Forever! Unsympathetic, hard-hitting, realistic solutions to your problems. All these books are published by Andrews UK Ltd No, I didn’t pay them to Vanity Publish! They’re all available from Amazon, and many other online publishers. LYN FUNNELL.