bread1Don’t throw your stale bread away. Upcycle it! Make it into another delicious meal.
For a start, if you rapidly run it under the tap and dry it out in the oven, it usually turns out as good as new again.
Obviously this is only worth doing for about half a loaf, not a tiny piece!
Try and do it when the oven’s being used for something else.
Breadcrumbs can be used in many different recipes.
Scotch Eggs are so therapeutic to make, and very simple & cheap.
Get all your ingredients ready, put some music on, & wait for the phone to ring as soon as your hands are covered with flour!
The French use bread on top of a lot of their soups & stews.
They top up stews with a layer of breadcrumbs, then add another layer when that one has formed a coating. And they put a slice of bread on top of their onion soup, often with grated cheese on the top.
Here is a selection of very simple European dishes that you might not have seen before. Enjoy!

SKORTHALIA
This is a Greek dip, also made in Malta.
4 medium slices of bread, soaked in water for at least 10 minutes.
4 garlic cloves, peeled
4-5 tblesps olive oil
2 tblesps wine vinegar
1-2 tblesps water, if needed
Seasoning
A few walnuts, optional.

Squeeze excess water from the bread.
Put bread, garlic and vinegar in a food processor. Trickle in olive oil so it doesn’t curdle.
Season and taste. Add water if the mixture is too thick.
Add walnuts if you like.
This is traditionally served with cooked vegetables, fish or chicken. But it’s delicious as a dip, or served on a jacket potato.

BREAD SAUCE
A traditional British sauce
1 medium-sized onion
2 cloves
¾ pint milk
Seasoning
3-4ozs butter
1 bsyleaf

Peel onion & stick the cloves in it.
Place in a saucepan with the milk, bayleaf and seasoning. Bring almost to the boil, turn off heat and leave for 20 minutes.
Add the butter and breadcrumbs. Mix well and cook on a very low heat for about 15 minutes, then remove the onion.
Serve with chicken, turkey or pheasant.

SALMOREJO
From the Cordoba region of Spain

1lb 3oz day-old bread, crusts removed
2lb tomatoes, skinned & deseeded
3oz green chillis, seeds removed
3 cloves garlic, peeled
2 large eggs, beaten
5-6 tblesps Sherry vinegar
Few drops of olive oil
Seasoning

Soak the bread.
When soft, squeeze out the excess water.
Place in a food processor with the tomatoes, chillis and garlic. Blitz.
Add the eggs, then the oil in a slow stream.
Add vinegar and seasoning to taste.
Serve as a dip or starter.
This contains raw egg.

TARAMOSALATA
This is traditionally made with grey mullet roe, but you can buy cod roe in tins

bread26 medium slices of stale white bread, crusts removed
2 oz cod roe.
1 large juicy lemon, juice & grated peel
1 small onion
3 floz olive oil

Soak the bread in water until soft. Squeeze out excess water.
Blend all the ingredients until it forms a smooth, creamy pink paste.
Serve as a dip.
You can also soak the bread in milk. And you can add 4 garlic cloves.

BRUSCHETTA
Very popular in Italy as a starter.

Roast slices of bread, or cook them on the barbecue until golden brown.
Rub each slice with a garlic clove, sprinkle with salt and pepper, and drizzle with oil.
I also love them rubbed with a tomato.
You could sprinkle grated cheese on the top.

CROSTINI
Italian Savoury Toasts

Thickly sliced stale bread. French sticks are good for this.
Toast them in the oven, and use fresh or store them in a container with a lid.
Warm them in the oven before use, and spread with chicken livers fried in butter.
Olive oil & garlic mashed with salt & pepper.
Trickle with olive oil & top with a slice of cheese, or anchovies, or tomato & basil, or several of these.
Chopped hard-boiled eggs mixed with anchovies, or butter & a slice of ham or salami.

PAPPA AL POMODORO
Italian Bread & tomato soup

200g/7oz stale bread, sliced & the crusts removed
3 cloves garlic, crushed
4-5tblesps olive oil
750g/1 1/2lb very ripe tomatoes, peeled & chopped
1ltr/1/3/4pts chicken stock. 1 stock cube will do
Seasoning
Bunch shredded basil.

Lightly toast the bread in the oven so that it’s dry but not coloured, then break into pieces with your hands.
Fry the garlic in 1tblesp of the oil until lightly coloured.
Add the tomatoes & bread. Cook, stirring, until it’sall soft & blended.
Add hot stock, a little at a time, until it’s thick & mushy.
Season to taste, add the basil, & simmer gently for about 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.

PANZANELLA
Tomato & Bread Salad. A popular Italian Country salad.

200g, 7oz stale bread, crusts removed
6 ripe tomatoes
1 onion
½ cucumber
2 sticks celery
½ bunch basil, shredded
75ml, 3fl ozs olive oil
25ml, 1fl oz vinegar
Seasoning

Cut the bread into small pieces. Place in a bowl and sprinkle with water so it’s moist but not soggy.
Add all the vegetables, cut into pieces or sliced, or a variation of both.
Add basil, then toss in the oil, vinegar and seasoning.
Leave for ½ hour for the bread to absorb the dressing.

Another version of this is to blitz the moist bread, then mix with very finely chopped raw vegetables, and serve in a neat scoop on the plate.

bread4BREAD & BEER SOUP
Danish Ollebrod. This is more of a porridg than a soup.

1 lb/500g stale bread
1/4pt/150ml water
1pt/600ml light Danish beer, or a lager
Thick cream
Brown sugar

Crumble the bread in a bowl. Add the water & half the beer.
Leave to soak for a few hours, or in the fridge overnight.
Tip into a saucepan and simmer, stirring, until it is a thick, soft mass.
Stir in the rest of the beer, bring back to the boil and simmer gently for half an hour uncovered. It sould reduce by half.
Serve with plenty of cream and suar.
If you haven’t got cream or brown sugar, use milk and white sugar.
You can add some grated lemon peel.

KNOCKERL
Austrian Bread Dumplings

40zs/100g stale bread
1/2oz/12g butter
1 egg
1pt/150 ml milk
3oz/75f plain flour
Seasoning
1 tblsp chopped herbs (optional) eg parsley, marjoram, sage

Dice the bread & fry it in the butter.
Mix the eggs & milk.
Tip the bread & juice of the butter & add to the milk mixture. Stir in the flour & season.
Leave to stand for ½ hour.
Give it a good stir to mix.
Rol the mixture into small balls.
Get a saucepan of salted water boiling & drop the balls into the water.
Poach them for 10-15 minutes, until they rise in the water.
You can drop them into a soup or stew, or serve them with a meal.
Leftovers can be sliced & fried & served with breakfast.

PAIN PERDU (French, meaning Lost Bread)
POOR KNIGHTS (British)

8 slices of stale bread
1/2pt/300ml milk
2 eggs
4oz/100g sugar
2oz/50g butter

Beat together the milk, eggs & sugar in a bowl.
Melt a nut of the butter in a frying-pan.
Soak a slice of the bread in the egg mixture & fry it in the butter until golden. Turnit & fry the other side.
Cook all the slices & serve sprinkled with more sugar.
You can add cinnamon.
When cooked, you can add jam, or syrup. Also delicious topped with clotted cream & fresh strawberries.

PASTEL DE PAN
Spanish Bread Pudding from the Basque Region.

bread31 French loaf, about 2 days old, or any bread about the same size.
3 eggs
1 litre of milk
a glass of sugar
grated peel of a lemon
Cinnamon Vegetable oil.

Break the bread into small pieces in a bowl & pour the milk over it.
Leve for a couple of hours, stirring occasionally to break up the bread.
Break 3 eggs into the mixture and stir well.
Add the glassful of sugar & the grated lemon peel.
Taste the sweetness & add more sugar if you like.
Grease a square tin with oil & tip the mixture in, spreading it out.
Shake a thin  layer of oil  – not olive oil – on the top & sprinkle with cinnamon.
Place in the centre of a heated oven & bake for 20-30 minutes.
Take out & leave to cool & set.

FLAT COKE BREAD PUD

Approx 1lb stale bread
About a small handful of sultanas
About 1pt Coke that’s gone flat
2 eggs
2tblsps suet
Brown sugar to taste.
Butter or oil to grease the tin.

Mix all ingredients together well.
Taste it & decide whether to add more sultanas or sugar.
Bake in the centre of a hot oven, 175-200C for 1 ½-2 hours, until set.

Don’t throw your flat coke away. There’s a lot that you can do with it.
Chicken roasted in Coke is delicious, and it comes in handy for various cleaning uses.
I’ll write about that another time!

About Lyn

LYN FUNNELL CV (well, sort of!) Lyn had very successful careers as an Air Hostess, Sales Rep, (she was one of only a couple of women. She beat all the men regularly, becoming the Top Rep in the UK, and 2nd in the world.) And then Catering took over. She did everything from the washing-up, to Silver Service Waitress, and Chef. A few times, she had to cook the meal, dash round the other side and Silver Serve it! In between all this, she wrote as often as she could, building up a reputation as a published short story writer, (Horror and a twist in the tale,) and a Poet. She has appeared as a Performing Poet, and a Demo Chef. Then she discovered the world of the Food & Travel Writer. And that’s what she has continued doing to this day. Her main hobbies are Cookery and entering Competitions. She has won many prizes, including holidays and a moped. She enjoys entering Competitions, submitting her original recipes. She was first in many Competitions, including the Good Housekeeping Millenium Menu, Fruits of France, Bernard Matthews Turkey Recipe, and appeared on BBC’s The One Show Spag Bol contest. She was one of three Finalists, coming 2nd, which makes her Britain’s Spag Bol Queen! Now she runs B-C-ing-U! and loves it! After several years of being messed around by Editors, and having loads of contacts, Lyn formed her own online Magazine, vowing to treat her writers fairly, and to do everything possible to further their careers, publicise their books, etc. She now has a band of excellent regular writers, and the Magazine’s going from strength to strength! Lyn’s online published books; Adverse Camber A collection of my published poems. The First Book of Short Stories The Second Book of Short Stories The Third Book of Short Stories. Many of these stories have been previously published. St Anthony of Padua. The Patron St of the Old. A story of one woman’s terrible ordeal in a Home, and her family’s rescue of her. The Girl Who Watched. A Cuban girl is attacked by an English journalist & what follows! Willy the Whizz & the Wormhole. Suitable for Young Adults, aged 15-95! Get Out Of Debt And Stay Out – Forever! Unsympathetic, hard-hitting, realistic solutions to your problems. All these books are published by Andrews UK Ltd www.andrewsuk.com No, I didn’t pay them to Vanity Publish! They’re all available from Amazon, and many other online publishers. LYN FUNNELL.