If you look at the photo of Modern Romance members, Andy and Pete, then move from side to side, you’ll see that they follow you.

This method of painting was very popular in Medieval times, with the eyes following you wherever you stand, but this is a photo, and they actually turn their heads to watch you!

They do that in real life too – especially if you’re female and under 35!

I’ve had a Christmas card from someone – well or course I’ve had more than one –but I haven’t the slightest idea who it’s from!

The writing’s terrible. I’ve stared at it and studied it, but, no, I’m sure that I don’t know these people at all!

It will probably dawn on me who it is in January when I take the cards down, so I’ll send them a card next year, and they won’t send one to me because I’ve offended them!