A Small Collection of Amusing Things….
For sale – 20 Volume encyclopedia. Good condition. No longer needed. Wife Knows everything.
Pedestrian – a motorist with two or more children over seventeen.
Shin – a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Suburbia – where they tear out trees and then name streets after them.
Never entrust your life to a surgeon with more than 3 plasters on his fingers.
Whoever said ‘Nothing is impossible’ never tried slamming a revolving door.
A Committee – a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Budget – an orderly system for living beyond your means.
Campers -nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
Oversleeping? A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep.