trails001You know that children’s party game Hunt the Thimble? Everyone covers their eyes while a grown-up hides a thimble or some other small object.
The children rush around the room, lifting cushions and frantically hunting everywhere. Then one of them will point and shout, ‘It’s up there!’
It’s been in clear view all the time, on a shelf or on top of the TV, but nobody could see it!
And then there’s traditional Pantomime. ‘It’s behind you!’ ‘Oh no it’s not!’
Life’s like that. Most of us can’t see what’s in clear view. People often don’t believe what they’re told – unless someone on the telly tells them – because a lot of it is so ‘in your face’ that it can’t be true. Can it?
These people are called Sheeple. Some of them will even send in flowers when someone dies in a TV Soap!
‘Oh no they wouldn’t!’ Oh yes they would!
Last year I was filming a programme on the Sussex coast called The Audience.
Channel 4, More 4, 10pm on Thursdays.
trails002I can’t give you any more details because the episode hasn’t been shown yet.
Briefly, if you’ve never seen it, The Audience is a group of 50 people who follow someone with a dilemma for a week, then tells them the Audience’s verdict on what they should do.
It was a lovely warm day. The sky was a clear blue without a cloud in sight.
The 50 of us stood in a tight square group, waiting for the signal to start walking when the cameras were in position.
One of the group looked up and shouted, ‘Are they those chemtrails that I’ve heard about?’
Let me interrupt for a moment. Contrails are the trails behind a plane that has just taken off into cold air. They fade almost instantly.
Chemtrails are deliberately blasted out of the back of a plane that is already high in the sky. They spread out and stay there for a long time, turning the sky a milky yellowy-grey. This is often followed by a strange smell in the air.
We all stared upwards. A couple of the group nodded silently.
For some reason, there are some subjects that people are reluctant to talk about in case they sound stupid. What a shame. They should speak up more.
trails003I spoke up though. ‘If the planes form a grid pattern, they’re chemtrails,’ I told them.
They clearly did as we all watched, fascinated.
‘No, they’re just planes that have taken off from Gatwick,’ said King Sheeple, who thought he was a Group Boss.
I’m afraid to say that I snapped at him. ‘Listen and learn something,’ I told him, ‘Gatwick’s miles away. And they’re clearly chemtrails!’
There were three planes flying side by side, obviously spewing out the trails.
‘Look, they’re stopping when they reach the sea!’ someone called out.
‘Why would they do that?’ asked someone else.
‘To save money and chemicals,’ I told them, ‘There’s no point in doing it over the sea.’
‘Why are they doing it? asked someone else.
Why indeed? For years ‘They’ denied that such a thing as chemtrails existed, insinuating that it was just one of those stupid Conspiracy Theories.
But now that it’s so blatantly obvious, ‘They’ have admitted that they’re doing it for climate control, or something like that!
trails004Many samples have been taken from the ground soon after chemtrails. They have been found to be a virulent bio-toxin soup, containing barium, aluminium, boron, arsenic, lead, mercury, thorium, polymer fibres, human white blood cells, titanium, streptomyces, uranium, yellow fungal mycoloxins, and others.
Within 24 hours of seeing chemtrails, there’s always a bout of sore throats and stomach upsets, and sometimes worse.
The day after watching the coastal display, I came out in a rash!
As there was no sign of it going, after several weeks I went to the doctor.
She called in someone else to have a look, which was a bit worrying, then she made me an appointment with a specialist.
Unfortunately he was one of those doctors (another scandal) who wrote a huge list of unnecessary creams, tablets, etc which earned him a huge commission. But he wasn’t the least bit interested in my spots or what was causing them.
I asked for a 2nd opinion after a couple of wasted visits. The 2nd specialist said it was urticaria and gave me pills. The spots vanished almost immediately.
trails005Meanwhile I had put out the word online and got a reply;
‘Look up Morgellans. It often follows chemtrails.’
I did, and that’s probably what I’ve got.
Several times during the day and night, I feel an insect walking over my skin.
In hotels, I wake up and the light goes on and I throw back the covers, checking for bugs in the bed. There’s never anything there, but I can feel its progress as it walks over me.
A lot of Morgellans sufferers (Jonie Mitchell was one for years) scratch themselves to stop the itching, and they can pull a sort of fibre out of the wounds.
I haven’t done that. I just tell myself that there’s nothing there. It will go eventually.
One theory is that ‘They’ are doing it to control the population.
The people who are responsible for looking after us and running the country wouldn’t do a thing like that to us, would they?
Why don’t you look around and see how many childless couples there are. It’s not usually through choice. The women can’t conceive. It’s quite a high number.
trails006Also think about some of the terrible natural disasters that have occurred in the past few years, eg Haiti, Japan, the Phillippines, Pakistan.
What country/countries might benefit from this?
I’m saying nothing, Dear Readers. But read about H.A.A.R.P. and make your own mind up! Controlling the weather could be far more dangerous that nuclear power!
And next time there’s a calm, cloudless morning or a lovely sunset, look at the sky and see if you notice any strange white lines that hover there for a long time.
You’ll know what I mean when you see it now!

About Lyn

LYN FUNNELL CV (well, sort of!) Lyn had very successful careers as an Air Hostess, Sales Rep, (she was one of only a couple of women. She beat all the men regularly, becoming the Top Rep in the UK, and 2nd in the world.) And then Catering took over. She did everything from the washing-up, to Silver Service Waitress, and Chef. A few times, she had to cook the meal, dash round the other side and Silver Serve it! In between all this, she wrote as often as she could, building up a reputation as a published short story writer, (Horror and a twist in the tale,) and a Poet. She has appeared as a Performing Poet, and a Demo Chef. Then she discovered the world of the Food & Travel Writer. And that’s what she has continued doing to this day. Her main hobbies are Cookery and entering Competitions. She has won many prizes, including holidays and a moped. She enjoys entering Competitions, submitting her original recipes. She was first in many Competitions, including the Good Housekeeping Millenium Menu, Fruits of France, Bernard Matthews Turkey Recipe, and appeared on BBC’s The One Show Spag Bol contest. She was one of three Finalists, coming 2nd, which makes her Britain’s Spag Bol Queen! Now she runs B-C-ing-U! and loves it! After several years of being messed around by Editors, and having loads of contacts, Lyn formed her own online Magazine, vowing to treat her writers fairly, and to do everything possible to further their careers, publicise their books, etc. She now has a band of excellent regular writers, and the Magazine’s going from strength to strength! Lyn’s online published books; Adverse Camber A collection of my published poems. The First Book of Short Stories The Second Book of Short Stories The Third Book of Short Stories. Many of these stories have been previously published. St Anthony of Padua. The Patron St of the Old. A story of one woman’s terrible ordeal in a Home, and her family’s rescue of her. The Girl Who Watched. A Cuban girl is attacked by an English journalist & what follows! Willy the Whizz & the Wormhole. Suitable for Young Adults, aged 15-95! Get Out Of Debt And Stay Out – Forever! Unsympathetic, hard-hitting, realistic solutions to your problems. All these books are published by Andrews UK Ltd www.andrewsuk.com No, I didn’t pay them to Vanity Publish! They’re all available from Amazon, and many other online publishers. LYN FUNNELL.